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粵曲粵劇趣味話題 (卷一)
日期:2015/04/26 22:55
留言者:KC

(微笑) (微笑) (微笑)通常網上討論,好易談興正濃離了題!又來不及去談天說地版設題!不如就開個廣濶的題目!
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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.158 )
日期:2012/11/12 09:56
留言者:辛奇士

Kc兄讲个几位都唔错,似乎可以加埋陈尚远;不过他们与小弟的金牌标准尚有差距。至今我经厉过唯一的金牌级司仪水准就是阮兆辉。辉哥幽默风趣兼有料,真有五岳归来不看山之感。

最顶唔顺个的司仪乱擦鞋,乜人都话系唱家。拿,中梗既:师奶系闺秀唱家、牛奶咀系新进唱家、曲龄长系资深唱家、细路系未来唱家、仿腔自然系名腔唱家啦。搅到唱家一词贬晒值,真正唱家唔认自己系唱家,死未? (表情24) (表情23)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.159 )
日期:2012/11/12 11:07
留言者:Kc

(微笑) (微笑) (微笑)陳尚遠都可算一個!
亂稱呼都可算禮貎語,但什麼半日乜個姪女?什麼乜乜雲個女?乜乜乜個乜乜!
大佬(大姐)私人派對牙?
仲有次即塲傳個透明葙勸捐!明屈?
真係一樣米食百樣人!
有次試過有人叫人捐錢, 俾佢D狗狗,貓貓,理由是因為幾百斤貓狗糧俾老鼠食晒喎, 笑死人冇命賠!
(大笑) (大笑) (大笑)
幾百斤貓狗糧俾老鼠食晒!都好富貴啦!仲駛捐? (大笑) (大笑) (大笑)
仲有, 有冇咁多老鼠呀? (大笑) (大笑) (大笑)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.160 )
日期:2012/11/12 11:45
留言者:辛奇士

Kc兄:

有!有曲骚老鼠!凡损害曲艺大业而逞一己私利者皆可称之。不如您都捉几只出黎吖? (表情24) (表情12)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.161 )
日期:2012/11/12 11:48
留言者:辛奇士

应该系曲艺老鼠,人人得而赶之、捉之、闹之! (表情24)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.162 )
日期:2012/11/12 12:26
留言者:Kc

(微笑) (微笑) (微笑)一樣米食百樣人!行行業業都有害群之馬!樹大有枯枝,族大有乞兒!有人做衰嘢!刑法不足止,只能望其人知擧頭三尺有神明!
在此實無公審人的必要!
都係風花雪月,吹吹水!
笑天下可笑之事好咯!
不如講出騷蝦碌事吖!
事關業餘人仕,不是經常上台,蝦碌都係得啖笑!
最近有人俾頭架笑!慶過辣雞!
其實大可振振有辭!大佬倌有時都蝦碌啦!
駛唔駛笑人呀?
Kc就經常見班長者貪靚,唔帶眼鏡,揭錯頁,唱到錯晒!得啖笑!
又見過有人內塲唱:重臨絶谷處••••••D音樂都未準備好•••••
後台有人大叫.........重來!重來!
台下笑到人仰馬翻!
唔知有冇曲友記得呢? (大笑) (大笑) (大笑)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.163 )
日期:2012/11/12 12:29
留言者:麥友成

饒命!生肖屬鼠! (表情24)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.164 )
日期:2012/11/12 13:15
留言者:辛奇士

老鼠周围有,语讲无得笑,唔开名应该无问题。

话说当年有班阔佬既单位搞慈善筹款曲骚,齐齐找老倌、名家唱一边,常见。有个阔佬卜左个大陆花旦,公认唱功"一支棒"(唔系得把声个种)。海报出埋,谂住无走鸡。一路想卜局,阿姐话好忙,约定大操见。阔佬唔想失礼,周围找人操熟支曲。点知阿姐话实在太忙,大操唔黎得。剩番无几日,阔佬发晒茅,求阿姐畀个期佢,日日打电话。最後阿姐话唔使操,枝曲好熟,一於台上见。阔佬好惊,即报主办单位。主事人大怒,立刻写左封公函,由专人送达剧团,取销邀请(改邀香港相熟名家顶上)。呢回轮到阿姐惊,周围打电话求情。曲艺阔佬圈好细,好快传开,个个妈妈声。以後阿姐就少左好多曲骚外快咯。

人在做,天在睇。任你几红都唔好过份,否则都系累番自己架咋! (表情24) (表情12)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.165 )
日期:2012/11/12 13:49
留言者:Kc

(微笑) (微笑) (微笑)咁又同情個旦噃!你業餘玩,操熟佢,亞姐有功底,唔駛夾都掂,邊有咁多時間同你玩?
人地可能真係好忙!最多下次冇交易就算啦!
唔係有錢就要強人所難嘅!
玩,得啖笑就算啦!
我聽過一次曾慧同一個連講嘢都有困難的亞太唱一收費慈善騷!kc張飛就係呢位亞太俾嘅!大佬!咁冇得投訴啦!
聽音樂算啦! (大笑) (大笑) (大笑)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.166 )
日期:2012/11/12 15:29
留言者:辛奇士

Kc兄:

问题个介口系包操曲既,有名既随时万万声。大操出现系最起码既,呢的系行规。有衣食既受介专业操两次添。

最近听到一件事重得人惊,未确认。某老倌同个阔太录曲(入碟)都话唔驶操,一於系广州录音室见咁话。 (表情26)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.167 )
日期:2012/11/12 15:51
留言者:Kc

(表情7) (表情7) (表情7)咁我又唔地除噃!
我連俾錢聽都免問!所以唔知碇!
不過俾錢人賺,又受氣!何苦來哉?唔扺可憐!
我聽倒件仲過癮!有人指出一位收介藝人一字的發音!被藝人反面拒唱!
印好晒D海報作廢!
咁至有吉士假馬!
有人嫌三嫌四,被拍檔飛咗,自已平子喉一人搞掂
吹吹 (好!) (好!) (好!)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.168 )
日期:2012/11/12 16:38
留言者:KKC

這藝人真小氣兼無職業道德

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.169 )
日期:2012/11/12 16:42
留言者:辛奇士

Kc兄:

您讲一字拒唱既故事小弟听闻系咁:

操曲(行规受介包操曲)後个业余阿太发觉艺人有一个字读错音,便提出果个字系咪应该读另一个音?艺人觉得阿太系当众落佢面,立即拂袖而行。阿太追出去想话系电梯口作解释,艺人不理行落楼梯。阿太好庆,立即换人换曲,并自掏腰包印过晒的海报。小弟当然不在场,只知道艺人确实读错字音。老倌名家亦是人,错字几咁平常,咁劳气做乜? (表情6)

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