粵曲粵劇趣味話題 (卷一）

粵曲粵劇趣味話題 (卷一）

日期：2015/04/26 22:55
留言者：KC

(微笑) 通常網上討論，好易談興正濃離了題！又來不及去談天說地版設題！不如就開個廣濶的題目！
任大家隨意發揮吧！ (表情33)
（出貼日期：2012年10月21日）上面日期乃本貼修改過的日期！

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.760 )
日期：2012/12/21 17:42
留言者：Kc

(表情7) 講開D曲社的惡行，最常見就係食鐘！休息長D，出塲鑼鼓長D，音樂聚D.本來唱倒八支曲，変咗七支加隻香夭！

有次係廣州平安唱，到尾曲，一露見樂隊執嘢！連頭架都櫬你唱木魚，佢就收嘢！

真係高効率之至！

你唱木魚，班友飲水，閉目養神！唔行出房都算俾面咯！

至於計多錢都時有所聞！

至於錄音，有D就斷隻計，有D就斷碟計！總之斤斤計！有三文有五文有收到八文隻

有D仲順便賣埋薬材，什麼醫乜醫物，萬試萬靈！

試過見有曲社，唔俾D自己搵按腳師父，要等佢利益輸送俾自己友！

總之，上去玩，都要醒目D至得也！ (表情33)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.761 )
日期：2012/12/21 20:21
留言者：辛奇士

Kc兄：

一样米养百样人，你讲既恶行小弟都听过。

小弟系深圳唱梗局。同主理人及师傅熟，唱多唱少易话为。日局完仲叫埋小弟开饭(不过好少制)。老细头架艺术味重，曾因指出某客人拉错腔而失左个客。 (表情21)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.762 )
日期：2012/12/21 22:10
留言者：Kc

(微笑) 講番初玩上台出騷，學咗冇幾耐，膽粗粗，企上高山，仲係持曲，收埋隻手係背後數板果隻！

一出塲，燈光射住，根本睇唔倒台下，因台下黑媽媽，能唔甩唔撞音樂！冇出錯，冇失禮，都算係萬事大吉了！

Kc第一次就係唱支大審，講多過唱，果陣鬼知三両唱！千斤白咩！

講都難倒kc?真係笑話！

胡裡胡塗就玩咗第一次騷嘞！事後隻碟只看番一次！以後再冇興趣睇，因為越來越覺自己果陣太牛奶咀了！

時至今日，越懂得多，越唔敢企上去！因為已知乜嘢先叫做好也！

臨老先學，仲點可叻過人呢？唉！ (表情19)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.763 )
日期：2012/12/22 00:39
留言者：tt

哈哈，唔講唔知曲社咁多古惑嘢。 (沉思)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.764 )
日期：2012/12/22 08:11
留言者：辛奇士

tt兄：

曲友操曲百态亦有好多。闻有一次某位超级牛奶咀(唱左好耐仲系未得)带几个师弟妹去深圳某曲社操曲。唱完例牌问头架唱成点，欲罗威。点知师傅一时脑闭塞，赞左几句又提出几个小意见；超咀顿时面色大变，立马埋单走人，剩番其他人抓晒头。 (表情23)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.765 )
日期：2012/12/23 01:51
留言者：Kc

(表情7) 各位早晨！為了勇闖萬七關！又要切題！

繼續談操曲的見聞！

Kc曾見過頭架師傅同鑼查佬斗氣！鑼查佬幾次都攝唔倒音樂！兩人各指對方不是！

Kc企咗係度！吹漲！後來休息，鑼查佬遲遲不返！詐肚痛！

又試過頭架去休息賭兩手，不知賭啤定麻雀，又係遲遲不返！

又試過去買六合彩，原來佢地賭香港六合彩個特別號碼，好似一賠廿八！

照計一賠四十九至公道也！個莊著數之極！不過班賭仔只求有得賭，抽多D水照玩！

至於試過有人在曲社一路唱一邊開枱，俾公安拉啦都有！ (表情23)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.766 )
日期：2012/12/22 09:05
留言者：辛奇士

香港局亦有奇闻：

十多年前小弟有幸被带往某名局见识，当时深圳局未如现在兴旺。局之名也，自然规矩多：1.贵，是普通港局两倍几。2.串，有咁上下至好企上去，否则太师眼、仃弓、掷竹都有可能。3.休息，每枝曲唱完要休息3-5分钟，师傅要食烟、饮茶、如厕。4.索烟，师傅皆烟产，通风又不好，成间屋都系二手烟。5.熟人，多人卜，生客免问。小弟上过两次後怕怕，自惭形秽。门当户对，操曲亦如是也。 (表情29)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.767 )
日期：2012/12/22 10:30
留言者：Kc

(表情7) 我知好多亞太有被虐狂，越貴越卜唔倒就越想玩！

Kc有幸見過一間有聲又有威的曲社，當年有人撞入去，例牌冇！因為D亞太一卜就全年，每週一局或每月一兩局，人人霸晒！

但後來發覺根本好多亞太踼局！周時唔得閒！但一有空都有人肯頂上好畸型

而家聽講冇咁好景咯！ (表情33)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.768 )
日期：2012/12/22 10:45
留言者：Kc

(表情7) kc又試過遇倒個頭架詐病，去咗出去煲煙又有！

最妙唔舒服，又走去彈阮！

更有話訓練新人，用下手做頭架玩下喎！唔通人善被人欺？

Kc眼見同玩的朋友，買埋蛋糕，照顧班友茶煙飯！

但得來的回報，並不對等！ (表情19)

有個頭架就住係北角遠小小，麗池！（例遲） (表情24)

真係一樣米養百樣人！ (表情33)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.769 )
日期：2012/12/22 13:17
留言者：tt

(表情23) 多謝解說，原來咁得意。

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.770 )
日期：2012/12/22 20:27
留言者：Kc

(微笑) 跑完馬返泥裝一裝，原來又迫近萬七關囉！

Kc希望先破萬七關，再迫近芳腔天地！事關回應已超前，但溜覽依然落後！

咁過咗又點？冇格，同操曲一樣，貪過癮之馬！

Kc知好多朋友，都係學唱，去操，間不中出下騷，過日辰之馬！ (表情23)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.771 )
日期：2012/12/22 23:25
留言者：麥友成

2013年第一個騷係你環頭演出!禮品勁大份!
(大笑)

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