粵曲粵劇趣味話題 (卷一）

粵曲粵劇趣味話題 (卷一）

日期：2015/04/26 22:55
留言者：KC

(微笑) 通常網上討論，好易談興正濃離了題！又來不及去談天說地版設題！不如就開個廣濶的題目！
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（出貼日期：2012年10月21日）上面日期乃本貼修改過的日期！

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1712 )
日期：2013/02/19 11:17
留言者：kc

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入錯屋？ (表情23)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1713 )
日期：2013/02/19 11:32
留言者：辛奇士

Kc兄、tt小姐、四姑娘小姐：

百足之虫，僵而未死！佢唔食侧边个团队都要食，梗要榨尽剩余价值喇。小弟对收徒弟无意见。毕竟一方得名，一方得利；周瑜打黄盖，干卿底事？挂名唔交足货就太不应该，直头系杀鸡取卵，当观众系老衬！
声哥与雏凤复出既收得，观众一受怀旧心理驱使，二因当扎的交唔到货，後浪不及前浪！

哈哈曲友：

您的回帖似与本栏无关？
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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1714 )
日期：2013/02/19 17:54
留言者：寸草心

KC,辛士兄,
哈哈君四萬咁囗泥捧你場,名副其实,对題到極.......你地应該招呼人地入泥坐下既. (表情16)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1715 )
日期：2013/02/19 19:16
留言者：Kc

(大笑) 咁就冇所謂！

四萬就到嘞！

打多幾鞭先！ (表情33)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1716 )
日期：2013/02/20 00:55
留言者：tt

請講下過年show,有冇驚喜？而家唱緊乜曲？潮流興乜？ (微笑)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1717 )
日期：2013/02/20 02:21
留言者：四姑娘

哈哈：原本我都想保留下，你不提“心田先祖種.....”真是要積福。

1. 師徒表演門票收：$100 $80 $65 $45 (加幣)

2. 同一老倌，十多年前來替一香港演旗下，本地的老人院籌款“義演”。某本地一導師問老倌：今次的介點計？答：除全包，收三萬！(C$, HK$)?我唔知。本地羗答：太少，唔值得做。嚇我一跳！但我點知談話內容？因為我是司機！

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1718 )
日期：2013/02/20 10:20
留言者：辛奇士

答应过tt小姐讲多的趣事，而家交货。拿，包讲唔包笑、包吹唔包真架！

有关某残声名腔既两则逸闻：

1.十几年前，名腔好红，带同女徒弟远征美加。因行事仑促，美国签证未办妥。点知完成加国行程後入唔到美国境。众人正在束手无策之际，女徒弟忽有炉破天惊之献计，就系请X书记(省级高官亦系名腔徒弟)打电话畀美国政府！顶得顺无？结果。。。？结果梗系棚尾拉箱，赔订返归喇！

2.几年前，某资深女平喉搞个唱。为增声势，邀请名腔由穗来港指导。名腔所做者，不外即场由司仪介绍，欠身答谢观众掌声(有无入後台拍照就唔知勒)。代价系包全程食宿加一封大利是。女平当晚有唱名腔名曲。结果。。。？结果系低子点都落唔到去。

呢个圈：无名唱到死，有名赚到死；唔怕无准备，至怕无名气！小弟所说名腔，若与四姑娘小姐所言者同，纯属巧合架咋！
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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1719 )
日期：2013/02/20 10:24
留言者：Kc

(大笑) 早晨！早晨！四萬關將破！殷逢今晚又有夜馬！

人生充滿希望！

有名自然求利！正是：學成文武藝！賣與千人騷！

藝人收介，無可厚非！

藝人授藝，豈會無酬！

明乎此！條氣順晒！ (表情33)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1720 )
日期：2013/02/21 01:19
留言者：tt

多謝辛兄，重有其他曲壇好笑笑話？追古，sorry. (表情23)

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1721 )
日期：2013/02/21 04:00
留言者：四姑娘

辛奇士兄：
你所道事件，小妹有幸在場，真是得個羞家兩字。以為由溫哥華去美國好似中環去金鐘，全無知識，香港去深圳都要回鄉証啦。主辨師傅的辦事團個個精英，大多專業人氏，一定有通知要簽證，奇就奇在有人可能一早簽證被拒還搏懞。去不到美國不特止，還來個錢銀不清不楚，上演了一場自編自演的大話戲，主辨師傅都好唔開心，放一馬後仲被那些唔知頭唔知尾本地的自以為行尊指手劃腳，認為臭要密蓋，又是無知識到極，人家辦事要對其他人公道和有稅制等，的得閑佬最鐘意有事無事就喜愛在唐人街的“新城”茶餐廳，行內叫新城電台，高談闊論，做法官，以訛傳訛，又唔洗負責任，想收料, 去坐下。

但此老倌與我所講的不是同一人。我講的那位與徒弟同姓！

Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1722 )
日期：2013/02/21 09:14
留言者：辛奇士

圈内有业余曲友某君，心仪甲名腔。车天车地，又话几岁跟名腔，学左好多野。名腔无收佢为徒，识唔识佢无人知，因名腔已去多年。某君纵不敢公开宣称为甲腔传人，却俨然以甲腔泰斗自居。我地背後叫佢做甲腔熨斗！因为甲腔高亢，某君去唔到，只有将的高子熨平晒，死未？！
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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.1723 )
日期：2013/02/21 09:27
留言者：Kc

(大笑) 早晨！早晨！

今日可以四萬咁口啦啩？

搵食艱難！各師各法！

有買有賣！見慣就不怪！

有D人可靠粵曲粵劇買屋買車！

各出奇謀啦！ (表情33)

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