粵曲粵劇趣味話題 (卷一） 日期：2015/04/26 22:55 留言者：KC 通常網上討論，好易談興正濃離了題！又來不及去談天說地版設題！不如就開個廣濶的題目！ 任大家隨意發揮吧！ （出貼日期：2012年10月21日）上面日期乃本貼修改過的日期！

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.772 ) 日期：2012/12/22 23:38 留言者：Kc 麥兄：我知！你唱鳯閣吖馬！ 果日係賽日，sorry囉！ 果度新到我都未去過！ 以後又多一度過日辰去處咯！堂仔多數有禮物送！ 多數唔夠人爭咯！ Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.773 ) 日期：2012/12/23 04:07 留言者：四姑娘 KC: 鳳閣那天你去殺馬，情人節約你沙大。請到我們的春田資優學校板，麥大哥有請！ Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.774 ) 日期：2012/12/23 09:59 留言者：辛奇士 Kc兄： 深圳曲社，普遍无以前咁好景。如果唔系招牌老、熟客多，或者导师开学生帮衬既都几恶捱。鬼咩！人仔对港纸系咁升，上去一次一条龙使费越黎越"融"。生意唔好，曲社老板个面口反而好左，包括您讲果间名社。 Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.775 ) 日期：2012/12/23 20:45 留言者：Kc 四姑娘：情人節沙大，先祝演出成功先！但情人節乃大節，kc愛人又不喜粵曲，要審時度勢！要觀望下先！ 辛兄：小弟上深圳，用番人民幣，心理上好似冇咁傷！ 曲社加價果D,就唔同佢地玩，橋社一千文局，就多多支持，好又一餐，唔好又一餐！ 最近去彩蝶軒飲茶，可以食番位位三十八元，都算合理！ 睌飯多數係金運來，整番一人一條黃骨魚，三杯鴨，生炒糯米飯，同幾個小菜，位位七十左右！ 仲算合理! 按摩好似要三十咯！加咗五皮？批腳仲係二十啩？ 雖然港紙跌咗！但用番人仔心理上影響冇咁大！ 唉！記以往D好日子，我地成班粵曲朋友去碧桂園粵曲之旅，住有碧桂園師妹免費招呼！ 食就位位十五皮！殺上廣州操曲，一局先至八舊水人仔！果陣人仔仲係低水果隻！ 去請埋班樂師大吃大喝！位位承惠三十大元人仔！ 真係快活過神仙！ Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.776 ) 日期：2012/12/23 11:12 留言者：辛奇士 Kc兄： 金运来亦系小弟同曲友日局之後经常开飧之地，黄骨鱼与三杯鸭乃必点。从前多在三岛，从来觉得的野无咁好食。 Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.777 ) 日期：2012/12/23 11:26 留言者：辛奇士 Kc兄: 万七关轻松跨过。本栏目点击率暂排第三，睇势头做老二无难度。目标应该系追赶一哥既二万九。本钱系广、趣、真。 Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.778 ) 日期：2012/12/23 11:54 留言者：Kc 辛兄：先過芳腔天地先•••••• 講到食，以前班曲友多在三島集合，飲茶廿零皮，而家非五十以上不可了！ 睌飯仲貴，D嘢就越來越渣！ 去丹桂軒仲貴，D亞太又種壞晒班待應，濕水就唔駛等！衰到冇人有！ 一於杯葛！小桃園自從有個師兄話見倒隻老鼠成隻貓咁大隻！kc從此心理有影響！ 至於消費，kc剩係識買跳舞鞋同出騷小飾物！ d師妹又做衫，又整眉，又呢又路，多多窿路！ 甚至夠膽走出去巿區玩！ Kc就冇佢地咁夠膽嘞！點解？ 治安差囉！刼財尤自可！一下刼色咪大劑？ 下?男人唔驚？上便好多基佬嫁！仲多愛滋佬添！怕怕！ Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.779 ) 日期：2012/12/23 13:58 留言者：辛奇士 各位曲友： 有无系地铁站入便或罗湖商业城外边平台撞到的大种乞儿？一个着得乾净企理的斯文女仔一见到好眉好貌既香港人(佢地既犀利专业眼光分到香港人同内地人）如小弟既就截住。开场白系好有礼貌讲：先生/小姐，对唔住。。。跟住讲佢系外地人，系深圳畀人偷／抢／跌左银包，然后问你度水食饭，十元起步价。唉，真系唔见钱咪报警咯。如果作为职业你话几该煨呢？後生靓女做接待员、修甲都温到食喇，重想不劳而获？有无羞耻心架？不过小弟唔敢教训佢地，怕有团伙系侧边及住，唯有选择性失聪，掂行掂过。 另外有的包装好的既，就系由一个女人抱住个BB，都系同一条跷。 Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.780 ) 日期：2012/12/23 16:26 留言者：Kc 辛兄：想呃班曲友，好難咯！果班大姐，行走江湖咁多年，kc都靠佢地帶住至敢周圍去！ 有D直情能係上便搞生意，通皇氣！真係佢地唔呃你，算你好彩咯！ 呢D街頭騙案，呃唔倒班成日玩嘅！搶叝就難講D！ 近商業城，橋社，新美姿一帶都應該安全啩！ 唔貪色上釣，應該冇咁易出事！ Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.781 ) 日期：2012/12/23 17:58 留言者：老曲友 Kc兄： 小弟曾在深圳居住及工作数年，曾有被抡被屈的惨疼经历。久病成医，心得是： 抢匪第一睇身势：最好唔好带名表、钻戒、金链、名包、I-Phone上去。第二睇状态：扮醒目状，周围及，手袋，银包、手机放好。第三睇地点、时间：静既地方少去或一齐去，夜局散场一齐走，搭电梯唔好行楼梯。年近岁晚更要小心。第四证件与财物最好分开放，不至一镬熟，带够钱但不要超带。唱曲热点的地方治安比较好，人流复杂的地方如名牌购物城、书城、食肆、超市、过马路要特别留意。失证件梗要报公安补办临时过关文件，通常要翌日至有，当晚住宿要自己谂掂(钱分开放铰稳阵)。找回财物既机率很低。 Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.782 ) 日期：2012/12/23 20:29 留言者：Kc 老曲友兄：多謝閣下回應，兄所言甚是！ 記得當年家英哥同亞姐都曾俾賊車追！豈可大意哉？ 亦有曲友在常平被摩托車賊搶手袋！好笑是報公安，公安最關心是損失了多少現金！ 曲友累斗累！報大十偣 相信分贜時，一定爆大鑊！ 被扒手光顧，真係閒過立秋！最近有個師兄，竟有奇遇！ 佢玩到在深圳買埋樓，每年由加返港唱約半年歌兼避寒！ 最近佢褲後袋銀包被扒！佢回身一看！是一男子，竟很文明俾番佢！ 事後分析，可能是十乜大期間，賊人不想搞大件事也！ 中國治安，舉世聞名！ 有套戲叫落葉歸根！內有一塲車上集體打刼，非常好笑！ 套戲係講一個有義氣的人，送朋友條屍回鄉！但又不能俾人知朋友已死！ 黑色喜劇！非常好笑！ Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.783 ) 日期：2012/12/23 21:17 留言者：老三 唏...，深圳古仔？成蘿都有，仲系老三自己的親身經歷添！ 某年，老三上深圳，打算晚飯後才去找某領導人去唱K，吹水A計劃B計劃....。過關後順手買煙買酒做手信，才步行出關去到某酒店側邊，有三個妹妹仔走埋來，說被人偷去證件行李....，食飯都無錢....，老三說：食飯我可以請你地，但證件...等事你地找公安啦....。 卒之，老三叫了五菜一湯與這三個妹仔晚飯，中途，老三去洗手間，回座時，不但三個妹仔失蹤，連老三過關買的煙酒也失埋蹤.....。老三一氣之下，第二天穿波鞋牛仔褲...，成個戰鬥格，在原來位置"捕"這三條死妹釘...。不出半小時，三件野就出現，老三就一話不說，埋去執住兩個妹仔的頭，碰碰車般執幾濟，笫三個就左巴右巴...，牙血都出埋...(老三生平第一次打女人就是這次了...)。 誰知，有一男青年沖埋來問老三為何打他女朋友，老三正是火上頭間,喝罵他；你仲唔走開，連你都"旭"埋.....，這小子馬上走左過對面馬路，之後，老三才慢慢揚長而去....。 廿多年的古仔了！

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