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粵曲粵劇趣味話題 (卷一）
日期：2015/04/26 22:55
留言者：KC

(微笑) (微笑) (微笑)通常網上討論，好易談興正濃離了題！又來不及去談天說地版設題！不如就開個廣濶的題目！
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（出貼日期：2012年10月21日）上面日期乃本貼修改過的日期！

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9133 )
日期：2015/02/19 18:58
留言者：寸草心

恭喜！恭喜！ (表情35) (表情35) (表情35)
羊羊灑灑，羊長避短，三羊開泰！ (拍掌) (拍掌) (拍掌)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9134 )
日期：2015/02/20 10:19
留言者：KC

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早晨！早晨！

今日已是年初二！

身壯力健非易事！

練好聲缐唱好歌，

功深由來當有自！

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9135 )
日期：2015/02/20 11:41
留言者：KC

(大笑) (大笑) (大笑) (大笑) (大笑)

正是 炮竹一声除舊歲, 桃符万戶慶新春ｏ

新年納餘慶, 佳節賀長春ｏ

相傳春聯乃宋朝開始, 吾友宋太祖趙康胤兄, 下令家家戶戶要貼上春聯！

想學對春聯有口訣:

學對對, 先辨聲, 平對仄, 仄對平,

一三五不論, 二四六分明,

末字千斤重, 中間一線輕,

就係咁簡單了。

仲有書唸（等KC唸幾句你聽）

雲 對 雨, 雪 對 風

晚照 對 晴空

來鴻 對 去燕 , 宿鳥 對 鳴虫

三尺劍 , 六斤弓

嶺北 對 江東

人間清暑殿, 天上廣寒宮

隔岸曉烟楊栁綠, 滿園春色杏花紅

新正頭,

祝大家事事稱心滿意,

生活愉快！

恭喜發財！


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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9136 )
日期：2015/02/20 12:28
留言者：Hawaiian

獨贏對孖寶
位置對連贏
三重彩對四連環
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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9137 )
日期：2015/02/20 19:05
留言者：辛奇士

无情对：

一拳打出眼火
对面睇见牙烟

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9138 )
日期：2015/02/20 19:20
留言者：新凡风

新正头，谂个对头大家玩：

河内旅游，河娘不慎堕河内；


区区未有对尾，希望不是绝对。

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9139 )
日期：2015/02/21 00:51
留言者：麥豬豬

老撾比武，老翁慘敗遭老撾。
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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9140 )
日期：2015/02/21 04:17
留言者：Hawaiian

羅馬觀球,羅梅顯威破羅馬.

羅馬----地名
羅梅----全名羅梅路蘇沙,祖雲達斯中場.
羅馬----意甲球會,現落後祖雲達斯排第二位.
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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9141 )
日期：2015/02/21 08:31
留言者：新凡风

几位曲友拟的对尾有心思，却未算工整。堕河内是场景：掉入河里去了。不是名词。

大大再谂谂，区区亦未想到答案。只想说一句：中国的对偶句，是世上最美、最精和最难的文学。

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9142 )
日期：2015/02/21 10:01
留言者：KC

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早晨 ！早晨！

初三曲事且暫了, 赤口廢噏....吹一餐, 呀吔！查 的 撐！,

過年, 年初三就要停一停拜年, 因為是赤口日,

如果此日同人拜年, 就會同人嗌交！

一嗌親交, 所謂相嗌就唔好口, 一定冇好嘢講！

KC做細路時, 很留意D大嬸嗌交！

通常兩個大嬸, 先無事生非！冇嘢揾嘢講！有D似而家D政黨咁, 針實住對方一舉一動！

例如, 一個大嬸塗咗化裝品, 可以攻擊佢姣屍櫈篤, 企圖或意圖勾引男人, 有咁衰講到咁衰, 有冇事實根據, 冇乜人理也！

有時又會爆D料, 話人某年某月, 對方偷咗人條底橫, 或者偷咗人隻鷄去劏！

當越嗌越高峯時, 好多鮮為人知的料, 都會大爆特爆, 十分頂癮！

其實嗌交想嬴, 一定要夠氣（用盡丹田氣！）全程要線面！八度以上！ 最緊要就係爭取到講最後果一句！

例如, 人地話你, 你無耻！

你就回敬一句, 你至無耻！…..人又回一句, 你至 至 無耻！……ｏ

你又要回敬多句, 你至 至 至 無耻！……

边個夠長氣, 夠長情,……. 你至至至…. 至至…..無耻！……..至 至 無耻！.

邊個講到最後果句, 又未斷氣！就嬴嘞！

KC就冇佢地咁好氣了！

今日入馬塲發新年財！嘻嘻！


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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9143 )
日期：2015/02/21 11:03
留言者：麥友成

恭喜發財~ (大笑)

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Re: 粵曲粵劇趣味話題 ( No.9144 )
日期：2015/02/21 17:58
留言者：TL

河內旅遊，河娘不慎墮河內
海南放眺，海子何曾葬海南


海子，現代詩人，89年臥軌自殺，年25歲。

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